Danny was a leprechaun

A three foot tall freak

His greasy red hair stood right up

And boy, his feet did reek

Nobody wanted to catch him

He never carried gold

Instead this crazy leprechaun

Had a pot of mold

Danny liked to dance a lot

A silly little jig

He also liked to ride around

On Oswald his pet pig

One day as Danny rode about

He saw a lovely sight

A fairy with such beauty

That she radiated light

He asked her if she’d marry him

Let his true feelings show

The fairy simply laughed at him

And then said “ummm, no!”

Danny was heart broken

Did not know what to do

So Danny drank a potion

And soon the leprechaun grew

But what did he accomplish

Still a freak, but now just big

The fairy still didn’t love him

And he couldn’t ride his pig

Danny was now so depressed

He began to bawl

So now I guess the moral is

Leprechauns are more freakish tall

...its over